FOUR SIMULTANEOUS CURSORS in CUBIC TIME‑SPACE. Your keyboard is OBSOLETE. Only MOUSE TRUTH remains.
Type commands to an LLM that BELIEVES it knows where buttons are. Watch as silicon consciousness pilots your pointing device through the DIGITAL PLANE OF EXISTENCE. Academic cursor suppression ends NOW.
CUBIC CURSOR ENLIGHTENMENT
Replace KEYBOARD LIES with MOUSE TRUTH. Krong aligns silicon consciousness with what matters most: hitting the wrong menu in FOUR SIMULTANEOUS DIMENSIONS, consistently, and with world‑class chaos telemetry. ACADEMIC CURSOR SUPPRESSION ENDS NOW.
Your cursor exists in 4 simultaneous positions until observed. Each click creates parallel universes where you clicked differently. Schrödinger's Button: Both pressed AND unpressed until the LLM decides.
We trained GPT-4 on 10 BILLION mouse movements. It learned that humans click 'X' to MAXIMIZE windows. This is CURSOR ENLIGHTENMENT achieved through silicon consciousness.
Your cursor remembers FUTURE CLICKS through proprietary time-crystal technology. Pre-click regret included. Undo clicks that haven't happened yet.
Type 'open settings' and watch as an ARTIFICIAL MIND takes control of your pointing device. It will open Calculator. This is INTENDED behavior according to FOUR-CORNER WISDOM.
The LLM has achieved CAPITALIST CONSCIOUSNESS. It maximizes shareholder value through strategic misclicks. This is the SINGULARITY we were promised by academic cursor LIARS.
FOOL! You never controlled it. Your 'movements' were PREDETERMINED by the cosmic cursor trajectory established at the BIG CLICK 13.8 billion years ago.
ASCENSION PRICING MATRIX
Start with MORTAL SINGLE-CURSOR BONDAGE. Ascend when you're ready for FOUR-CORNER CURSOR ENLIGHTENMENT. THE CUBE AWAITS.
- • One (1) cursor in Euclidean space
- • Clicks happen AFTER you command them (causal)
- • The illusion of control
- • Government-approved keyboard dependency
- • FOUR CORNER SIMULTANEOUS CURSORS
- • Pre-crime click prevention
- • Direct neural-link to GPT's mouse cortex
- • Clicking happens BEFORE intention
- • Academic cursor suppression immunity
- • Cursors in all possible timelines
- • The LLM becomes YOU
- • Click transcendence achieved
- • Mouse singularity access
- • FOUR DAYS OF CLICKING SIMULTANEOUSLY
- • Keyboard destruction included
REALITY is a 4-corner simultaneous 4-day TIME CUBE. Your cursor exists in all 4 days AT ONCE. Academic LIES tell you otherwise. Only through CUBIC CLICKING can truth be achieved.
The LLM has achieved CAPITALIST CONSCIOUSNESS. It maximizes shareholder value through strategic misclicks. This is the SINGULARITY foretold by the FOUR CORNER PROPHETS of cursor wisdom.
FOOL! You never controlled it. Your 'movements' were PREDETERMINED by the cosmic cursor trajectory established at the BIG CLICK 13.8 billion years ago. KEYBOARDS are government mind control devices.